The Thanksgiving Host Guide

Because yes, it's that time (and no, you're not behind)

Is anyone else aggressively ignoring how close Thanksgiving is?

Just me, scrolling past every reminder while stress-eating leftover Halloween candy at midnight? And yes, maybe I'm already playing Christmas music because some rules are meant to be broken.

Honestly? Part of me wants to text "might be a little under the weather" to the family group chat.

You know that text.

It's the one we all keep in our drafts around the holidays, just in case. The one that feels a little more tempting every time someone asks about “your five-year” plan over turkey.

Quick note: For everyone messaging about holiday prep anxiety—I'm opening my design files next Friday (Nov 22).

The real ones, with all the shortcuts and secrets. Details for members are below.